I am not a Missionary Girlfriend

I would like to say it,

plain and simple.

I am NOT a missionary girlfriend.

I in fact absolutely hate this term.

I am not Elder Jeff Gibson's girlfriend.

I was,

but I am not.

I will be maybe soon,

but I am still not now.

There will be time to call myself girlfriend,

now is definitely not the time for that.

Elder Gibson is on a mission.

Elder Gibson shouldn't have a girlfriend right now.

Elder Gibson doesn't need a girlfriend right now.

I love him,

I'll love him forever

and ever,

but I will refuse to be called a missionary girlfriend.

To me it's an oxymoron.

I'm sorry I feel so strongly about this,

but I just don't like the term

and people won't stop calling me it.

Stop trying to give me a title.